Whether you’re simply looking for something to bring a smile to a grumpy face in the morning or want to entertain the kids as you wait in long lines while holiday shopping, a few Santa jokes for kids will give you the ammunition you need. You might even find that these bring a chuckle to you, as well!
Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
Santa Jokes For Kids
What do you call Santa when he’s broke after the holidays?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one. Then it’s not empty anymore!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did Santa plant three gardens?
Because he likes to HO HO HO.
What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney when there is still a fire in the fireplace?
What do you call it when Santa decides to take a break from delivering presents?
A Santa Pause
Did you know that Santa is really good at karate?
Why else would he have a black belt!
What do you call kids who are afraid of Santa?
What goes “Oh, oh, oh” at Christmastime?
Santa walking backwards.
Who brings gifts to cats and dogs at Christmas?
Knock-Knock Christmas Jokes for Kids
(sing) Olive the other reindeer…
Alaska Santa for a new video game this year.
Gladys not me getting coal in my stocking this Christmas!
Ho Ho who?
You really need to work on your Santa impression!
Wait…Santa comes down the chimney, not through the door!
Other Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Only when it’s in the dictionary.
How do Spanish sheep say “Merry Christmas” to each other?
What’s the difference between the alphabet at Christmas and the regular alphabet?
The alphabet at Christmas has Noel.
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You come down with a case of “Tinsel”-itis!
What do you get when you cross a sleigh bell with a skunk?
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling pretty crummy this morning!
What is in December that isn’t in any other month in the year?
The letter “D”!
What is mom’s favorite Christmas carol?
What reindeer does the best job in cleaning up?
Why is it so cold around Christmastime?
Because it takes place in Decembrrrrrr!
What are your favorite funny Christmas jokes for kids? Do you have favorite Santa jokes for kids that you share with your children? We would love to hear them!